J.J. Watt just about did it all last year, scoring five touchdowns three different ways in 2014. But he didn't really do it all. Aussie YouTuber LazorBeam changed that by shifting Watt around on the depth chart in practice and scoring him the touchdowns he didn't get. Check it out.
Watching Watt take snaps and field punts, combined with some funny commentary here and there (delivered by a comically stereotypical Aussie accent), make for an entertaining watch. The narrator even foreshadows Andre Johnson's departure from the Texans.
Spoiler Alert: After over 150+ tries, he gives up trying to get Watt that punt return TD, but he rectifies that in his next video. Also relevant is him trying to get Vince Wilfork a 99-yard TD catch.
Give Mr. LazorBeam a subscribe, a like or maybe an applause that he'll never hear for digitally making J.J. Watt kick even more ass than he already does.