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2015 NFL Mock Draft: With The Nineteenth Pick, The Tennessee Titans Select...

Motivational speaker and part-time snake oil salesman Huggy The Bear has the 19th pick for the Tennessee Titans. Will he objectively find an upgrade for our most hated of rivals?

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For me, trading down out of that second overall pick is the best thing the Tennessee Titans could do this year, and that's exactly what Huggy The Bear did with Caprock High Football's Cleveland Browns. The Titans have already picked up Shane Ray, and now...

With the 19th pick of the 2015 BRB Mock Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Todd Gurley (RB--Georgia).

Once again, I could have gone several different ways here (Much like Mila Kunis. I hope. With Allison Brie. What were we doing again? Oh right, foozball.) But the Titans need an offensive weapon. Their offense is a joke. Bishop Sankey is an okay back, but he's more of a good change of pace guy than a guy you want as your featured running back.

After drafting Ray earlier, I felt it was time to address the pathetic state of the BESF offense. I have hope that Zach Mettenberger can develop into a starting NFL QB (think Matt Schaub during the good years, but with better arm strength.) He won't get far with no run game, which is where we enter Gurley.

Injury concerns aside, Gurley (6'1", 231 pounds) is absolutely, unequivocally the best running back in this draft class. Melvin Gordon is a very good running back, but he does not have Gurley's strength, vision, size, or hands. Gurley has the potential to be the next Adrian Peterson, and Tennessee would be insane to pass up an elite talent like Gurley up at this point in the draft.

My buddy is a Georgia alum, so I watched every game this season and last season. Gurley is an unreal talent. He sheds tackles with ease, finds the hole, and explodes through it (phrasing!). Gurley has home run potential every time he touches the ball. He is every bit the franchise running back that people think don't exist or matter anymore. Decent runners can be found later on, but none of them possess anything near Gurley's abilities.

With Gurley in the fold, the Titans' offense now has a genuine threat outside of Kendall Wright. As with Ray, teams will no longer be able to simply laugh derisively at BESF offensive game film. If the draft does end up like this (with the sister f***ers getting both Shane Ray and Todd Gurley) I will be legitimately worried about them in a year or so. Ray and Gurley are both pedigree players that you can build a team around, and will slowly contribute to the Titans' resurrection from the ashes of failure.

Also include with this pick is a teenth of meth, because Mett's gotta get his fix.

I feel gross, having made these two selections for the BESFs. I need some sexy thoughts.

Insert Mila Kunis and Allison Brie pictures here.

The first RB of the draft is taken and goes to the Titans. Count me in as one of those new age types that doesn't value running backs too highly anymore. Talented as he may be, I don't think Gurley will get the Titans to where they want to go, which is actually just fine by me.

Another excellent write up Huggy. With that, we're now waiting on and the Philadelphia Eagles. Your pick is due by 7 PM CT tonight!

Recapping the first round of the 2015 BRB Mock Draft so far...

Player Drafted
1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers hlc1221 Jameis Winston QB FSU
2. Cleveland Browns (From Tennessee) Caprock High Football Leonard Williams DE/DT USC
3. Jacksonville Jaguars AFBuzz Vic Beasely OLB Clemson
4. Oakland Raiders HTown5 Amari Cooper WR Alabama
5. Washington Redskins BriceMcCainHOF Randy Gregory DE/LB Nebraska
6. New York Jets WotanTX Marcus Mariota QB Oregon
7. Chicago Bears DaJarBot Dante Fowler, Jr. OLB Florida
8. Atlanta Falcons grandmasteroz Alvin Dupree DE/OLB Kentucky
9. New York Giants Coolbreeze3 Danny Shelton DT Washington
10. St. Louis Rams El Torito Brandon Scherff OT Iowa
11 Minnesota Vikings Puma028 DeVante Parker WR Louisville
12. Tennessee Titans (From Cleveland) Huggy The Bear Shane Ray DE Missouri
13. New Orleans Saints UTBawse23 Trae Waynes CB Michigan State
14. Miami Dolphins Bleyd La'el Collins OT LSU
15. San Francisco 49ers fredy05 Rivers McCown Kevin White WR West Virginia
16. Houston Texans BRB Masthead Eric Kendricks ILB UCLA
17. San Diego Chargers traviscogg Owamagbe Odighizuwa DE/OLB UCLA
18. Kansas City Chiefs


Rivers McCown

Cedric Ogbuehi OT Texas A&M
19.Tennessee Titans (From Cleveland via Buffalo) Huggy The Bear Todd Gurley RB Georgia
20. Philadelphia Eagles
21. Cincinnati Bengals Free Range
22. Pittsburgh Steelers bigralph
23. Detroit Lions BostonianToro
24. Arizona Cardinals bt20
25. Carolina Panthers TexanStro
26. Baltimore Ravens Three and Out
27. Dallas Cowboys Roll.Texans.Roll
28. Denver Broncos BNew417
29. Indianapolis Colts Schaubshank Redemption
30. Green Bay Packers FeedEmToTheWolves8099
31. New Orleans Saints (From Seattle) UTBawse23
32. New England Patriots MD.Texan
Pick Due By...
20. Philadelphia Eagles 4/15 @ 7 p.m.
21. Cincinnati Bengals Free Range 4/16 @ Noon
22. Pittsburgh Steelers bigralph 4/16 @ 7 p.m.
23. Detroit Lions BostonianToro 4/17 @ Noon
24. Arizona Cardinals bt20 4/17 @ 7 p.m.
25. Carolina Panthers TexanStro 4/18 @ Noon
26. Baltimore Ravens Three and Out 4/18 @ 7 p.m.
27. Dallas Cowboys Roll.Texans.Roll 4/19 @ Noon
28. Denver Broncos BNew417 4/19 @ 7 p.m.
29. Indianapolis Colts Schaubshank Redemption 4/20 @ Noon
30. Green Bay Packers FeedEmToTheWolves8099 4/20 @ 7 p.m.
31. New Orleans Saints (From Seattle) UTBawse23 4/21 @ Noon
32. New England Patriots MD.Texan 4/21 @ 7 p.m.