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Are we really so desperate for content that I would stoop so low as to craft several tweets from the Houston Texans' public relations staff's Twitter account into a sorry excuse for a post on BRB?
If you have any trouble answering that question, you really don't know me very well.
Onward! And then discuss as you see fit in the Comments!
The @HoustonTexans defense led the AFC and ranked third in the @NFL allowing only 293 yards per game over the last seven games of 2014
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 23, 2015
The @HoustonTexans defense allowed opponents to convert on only 33.9 percent of third down attempts in 2014. Ranked third best in the @NFL
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 24, 2015
#Texans NT @wilfork75 played 73% of the Patriots’ defensive snaps during last year's Super Bowl run & graded at +10.1 vs. the run, per @PFF
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 23, 2015
So a fairly salty defense should be even better in 2015! What's that? You knew that already? MOVING ON...
#Texans @ArianFoster averages 4.54 yards per carry over his career. That's good for 10th among active players in the NFL (min. 750 attempts)
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 23, 2015
Since 2010, @HoustonTexans RB @ArianFoster is tied for the @NFL lead w/ 62 overall touchdowns & is 3rd in rushing yards w/ 6052 in that span
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 25, 2015
.@HoustonTexans ran the ball a league-high 51.9 percent of the time & posted an AFC-best eight individual 100-yd rushing performances in '14
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 29, 2015
Serious question: Has Arian Foster actually become underrated as a RB in the NFL? Even with the questions at LG and C as the team prepares for training camp, how many RBs would you rather have than Foster in 2015?
.@HoustonTexans were 1 of 4 teams w/ a 1,200-yd rusher & 1,200- yd receiver in 2014: RB @ArianFoster (1,246 yds) & WR @Nukdabomb (1,210 yds)
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) June 30, 2015
.@HoustonTexans WR @Nukdabomb is 2nd-youngest player in @NFL history w/ 2000 career receiving yds & was 7th-youngest w/ 1000 yds in a season
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 1, 2015
DeAndre Hopkins isn't just good. He's historically good after his first two seasons in the NFL. And he has accomplished that with Matt Schaub (totally unraveling Matt Schaub, not the good Schaub the Texans had from 2007-2012), Case Keenum, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Ryan Mallett as his starting QBs. Yes, Hopkins did have the benefit of defenses having to deal with Arian Foster and Andre Johnson, but that shouldn't markedly diminish what he's achieved thus far. By the end of the 2015 season, will we be talking about Nuk as one of the best five WRs in the NFL?