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Does the title of this post look familiar? If not, skip this paragraph. If it does, I commend you on your recall of BRB posts from July 1, 2015. Thirsting for content, I previously hijacked repurposed tweets from the Houston Texans' official PR Twitter account way back then. Once again similarly wanting for something to post about, I do it now. With that most interesting history of how we got to where we are today, check these tweets out and react as you deem fit in the Comments below.
In 2014, @HoustonTexans left tackle @DuaneBrown76 went an entire season without being penalized for holding for the 4th time in his career
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 6, 2015
An offensive lineman who wasn't penalized for holding in not one, not two, not three, but four (4!) whole seasons? Impressive.
Since 2011, the @HoustonTexans defense has an @NFL-best 441 quarterback hits & the lowest opponent completion percentage in the @NFL at 55.7
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 6, 2015
Hmmmm...trying to think what changed in 2011. Maybe the decision to draft a certain defensive player? We all know who I'm talking about. GAME-CHANGER.
#Texans All-Time vs. 2015 Opponents KC-3-3 CAR-2-1 TB-2-1 ATL-2-1 IND-4-22 JAX-15-11 MIA-7-0 TEN-11-15 CIN-3-4 NYJ-1-5 NO-1-2 BUF-4-3 NE-1-4
— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 7, 2015
That 7-0 record against the Dolphins is one of my favorite random Texans facts. Feel free to start using it as a pickup line. If the person you're talking to isn't impressed with your knowledge of Texans history, he or she isn't worth your time anyway.