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Kevin Johnson, Charles James and Kourtnei Brown should get game balls. The rest of the team should be sent over the bridge to the practice field for an "all-nighter." The offensive line was atrocious, and the quarterback position is still a massive question mark for the Houston Texans.
Don't panic though. It's preseason. The coaches and players will go to work in addressing the issues. There's plenty of time to get things sorted out for the regular season. This is going to be a busy week based on what we saw tonight.
Some tweets that caught my eye tonight...
O'Brien half time speech as seen on an upcoming #HardKnocks: #^*|€$:&:!/@:&@£\•|¥~^%#\£|!.¥\'dn#*€|¥~•\'€£¥_+*^#{!?|£|€\¥[•|!_¥_€€\¥#%!!!
— Stephanie Stradley (@StephStradley) August 23, 2015
Tonight's #TexansGameday attendance is 71,533. Thank you #Texans fans!
— Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) August 23, 2015
Meanwhile... The turf at NRG is still a mess. #Texans pic.twitter.com/VuK4pzX4q3
— Greg Bailey (@GregBailey13) August 23, 2015
What the Texans can't do is score a touchdown from close range. Or, tonight, an offensive touchdown period.
— Dale Robertson (@sportywineguy) August 23, 2015
Oh, and just to tip the dumpster while it is smoldering a little here in Houston...
Jimmy Garoppolo saw a vast majority of the action tonight and led the @Patriots to their first preseason win: pic.twitter.com/d3CaE407LD
— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) August 23, 2015
Don't fret, fans. Bill O'Brien and company will get all over the mistakes and next game should be better with perhaps a full compliment of starters. Shake it off, and have a good weekend.
GO TEXANS!
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