You haven't watched your Houston Texans play a game that counts in the standings since December 28, 2014. That's, like, an eternity, man. At noon on Sunday, that interminable wait comes to an end when the Texans host the Chiefs at NRG Stadium. The only reason I can fathom you not watching is that you shuffled off this mortal coil sometime between now and Sunday afternoon. So how are you planning on welcoming the Texans back into your life?
Will you be at NRG Stadium, so engrossed in what's happening on the field that you don't even try to see if Verizon's $12 million investment makes a difference in your game day experience?
Will you be locked in on your television at home, having instructed the world to leave you alone for three and a half hours?
Perhaps you'll be at a bar, reasoning that you need to surround yourself with an ample supply of booze to make it through an offense led by Brian Hoyer.
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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