I would never lie to you people. So I'll just come out and say it: the number of questions received last week was Hoyer-esque. Thankfully, for purposes of the Bag post coming later today, the quality of the few questions received was more...um...Crick-esque? Certainly not a J.J. Wattian level of performance, but still good enough for most purposes. So, those of you who actually sent in questions, thank you.
That said, I am toying with an idea that, honestly, I would be shamelessly ripping off from Doug Demuro at Jalopnik, wherein I would answer one question at greater length each week, rather than a full bag. In that way, I could pick the best (or, at times, the hilariously worst) question. Depending on how the response to this call for questions goes, that might be the new normal starting next week.
For now, however, we soldier on in our current format. You know the drill if you want to participate:
 That is a lie. But that is the truth. And that's a paradox.