Your Houston Texans will play their second home game of the 2015 season this weekend, and they could very well be doing it without their starting left tackle and their best (only?) two weapons on offense. I trust you're as jazzed as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are by that news. And yet, you'll watch every potentially horrific second of the game. But where?
Will you be at NRG Stadium, staying loose in case Bill O'Brien calls you down to play running back, wide receiver, and/or on the offensive line?
Or are you planning to watch from home, all alone, so you can scream at wide receivers for dropping Ryan Mallett's passes without worrying that someone will call the authorities on you?
Perhaps you're going to a bar, exercising the foresight regarding alcohol supply of a crafty fan who realizes the sort of abominable offense the Texans could unleash upon the unsuspecting masses this week.
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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