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Final Score: Houston Texans 14, Dallas Cowboys 21

This was a fun game until Tom Savage was injured. Otherwise, we saw the best and worst of the Texans tonight.

Texans MVPs tonight.
Texans MVPs tonight.
Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

MOAR things I learned this game:

  • Tom Savage does a vicious Matt Schaub imitation.
  • Tom Savage also does a sweet T.J. Yates imitation.
  • Our offensive line depth is just really, truly awful.
  • Michael Irvin tried to snort the 40 yard line.
  • EZ Nwachukwu is trying his best to be the next Kassim Osgood on special teams.  He's not succeeding, yet, but he's dadgum close.  Or not.
  • Lonnie Ballentine needs to step up.  Our starting safeties are not good, and somebody needs to take the lead.
  • Justin Tuggle might make this team.  He shouldn't.
  • Tim and MDC should be the official elves of the Houston Texans.
  • It's going to take me a very long time to stop associating #11 with total and complete suck.  I may never be able to do that with #82.
  • I don't care if Keshawn Martin caught a TD pass and gave CPR to a choking Cokeboy (cuz that's what they do) because he needs to be cut.
  • Our backup offensive line helped murder Tom Savage.  WTG, guys!
  • This game don't mean nothin'.