Final Score: Houston Texans 14, Dallas Cowboys 21

MOAR things I learned this game:

• Tom Savage does a vicious Matt Schaub imitation.
• Tom Savage also does a sweet T.J. Yates imitation.
• Our offensive line depth is just really, truly awful.
• Michael Irvin tried to snort the 40 yard line.
• EZ Nwachukwu is trying his best to be the next Kassim Osgood on special teams.  He's not succeeding, yet, but he's dadgum close.  Or not.
  
• Lonnie Ballentine needs to step up.  Our starting safeties are not good, and somebody needs to take the lead.
• Justin Tuggle might make this team.  He shouldn't.
• Tim and MDC should be the official elves of the Houston Texans.
• It's going to take me a very long time to stop associating #11 with total and complete suck.  I may never be able to do that with #82.
• I don't care if Keshawn Martin caught a TD pass and gave CPR to a choking Cokeboy (cuz that's what they do) because he needs to be cut.
• Our backup offensive line helped murder Tom Savage.  WTG, guys!
• This game don't mean nothin'.