Bullet point recap:
- J.J. Watt, Whitney Mercilus, and Andre Hal.
- DeAndre Hopkins, Jonathan Grimes, Alfred Blue.
I'll be honest: I don't feel like writing up a post-game thread. Instead, I think it's time for this (h/t Corzo):
Congratulations, Texans. After starting out 2-5, you've earned this.
LET THE GIF PARTY BEGIN! /looks at kidavid
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