Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching The Houston Texans On Monday Night Football?

Sadly, Houston Texans fans must endure a fall Sunday without their beloved team in action. Instead, we shall train our eyes upon Denver, Colorado on Monday night to see how Brock Osweiler fares in his return to the Rockies. Aside from staying up late on a school night, what do you have cooking for the game this week?

Will you be in attendance at Sports Authority Field at Mile High brought to you by Dan Reeves’ Dressage Saddles in connection with Bubby Brister No Tears Bubbles, listening to Broncos fans smugly tell you about how happy they are that Osweiler didn’t stay with the team that drafted him?

Are you going to be at home, doing your best not to doze off before the clock hits all zeros sometime Tuesday morning?

Maybe you’ll be a sports bar, giving anyone wearing orange and blue an evil eye, growing angrier and angrier each time Jon Gruden recites sonnets about his sheriff once and forevermore, Peyton Manning?

Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game on Monday night, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.