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Houston Texans v Denver Broncos
The Houston Texans offense in a single image.
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He looked down at his desk, at his keyboard covered with hair follicles. All of them his. Most of them brown with the occasional gray one which he swears to all the world is blond.

Nevertheless they were all his, and they were all on the desk, and they wound up there because of the Houston Texans offense.

The fourth quarter is about to begin, and I’m still not sure whether I should continue to watch this game or just start transcribing my personal emails on here.

Talk now. I’ll see you at the game recap.

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