Your Houston Texans have announced that they'll be holding a press conference of some sort at 3 p.m. CST today. They have not said what it'll be about.
They're not fooling me. Everyone knows it's to proclaim that the team has brought Alfred Malone back to the team he signed with an undrafted rookie free agent in 2005.
You think the press conference is to introduce Brock Osweiler, Lamar Miller, Jeff Allen, and/or Tony Bergstrom to the media and fan base?
I gotta say, I think you're way off on this one. My money's on the lights dimming, this coming over the loudspeakers...
...and Alfred Malone coming out on stage as he yells, "Allow me to reintroduce myself" into a microphone.
Whatever. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. We'll have a new thread open for the press conference at 3 p.m.., which you can watch live by clicking here.