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Wherein bfd "live blogs" the picks until we need a new thread:
- Browns: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Sand Cowboys - Between CoCo and Ogbah, this does look like an analytical draft from the Browns. Lots of measurables. Solid pick.
- BE-SFs - Kevin Dodd, LB, Clemson - One of the worst ranked in FO's 2016 SACKSeer rating. Either he's the player he was the last five games of the season, or he's below average athletically. As a Texans fan, I like this pick.
- Cokeboys - Jaylon Smith, LB, Notre Dame - Sorely lacking in arrests, Smith is sure to not fit into the Cokeboys locker room. Will need to murder at least two teammates to gain any respect.
- Chargers - Hunter Henry, TE, Alabammy - Well, sh!t.
- Urine Kitties - Myles Jack, LB, UCLA - Well, sh1t. Urine Kitties are having a heckuva draft if Jack can be 90%.
- Chiefs - Chris Jones, DE/DT, Miss St. - Somebody I really wanted at 1-22 goes to a team that'll know how to use him.
- Dolphins - Xavien Howard, CB, Baylor - Kind of a questionable pick here. Not a fan.
- Yuccaneers - Noah Spence, OLB, Eastern Kentucky - Well, he DOES know how to party.
- Giants - Sterling Shepard, WR, Land Thieves U. - Meh.
- Bills - Reggie Ragland, LB, Alabammy - Nice player if it was still the 1980s. It's hard to have a two-down LB in this day and age, but he's fantastic downhill.
- Ravens - Kamalei Correa, LB, Boise State - Quick off the edge. Project. Feels like a stretch here.
- BE-SFs - Austin Johnson, DT, A55hole State - Two down guy for the BE-SFs. Another pick I approve of for the team because hate.
- Raiduhs - Jihad Ward, DE, Illinois - Really intriguing player. Nice upside. Raiders are looking better every year.