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2016 NFL Draft Live (Second Round, Pt. 2): Day Two

Rounds two and three are tonight. Watch the draft and have a collective experience with your fellow human beings here at BRB.

I feel so sad and forgotten.  Hug?
I feel so sad and forgotten. Hug?
Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Wherein bfd "live blogs" the picks until we need a new thread:

  • Browns: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Sand Cowboys - Between CoCo and Ogbah, this does look like an analytical draft from the Browns.  Lots of measurables.  Solid pick.
  • BE-SFs - Kevin Dodd, LB, Clemson - One of the worst ranked in FO's 2016 SACKSeer rating.  Either he's the player he was the last five games of the season, or he's below average athletically.  As a Texans fan, I like this pick.
  • Cokeboys - Jaylon Smith, LB, Notre Dame - Sorely lacking in arrests, Smith is sure to not fit into the Cokeboys locker room.  Will need to murder at least two teammates to gain any respect.
  • Chargers - Hunter Henry, TE, Alabammy - Well, sh!t.
  • Urine Kitties - Myles Jack, LB, UCLA - Well, sh1t.  Urine Kitties are having a heckuva draft if Jack can be 90%.
  • Chiefs - Chris Jones, DE/DT, Miss St. - Somebody I really wanted at 1-22 goes to a team that'll know how to use him.
  • Dolphins - Xavien Howard, CB, Baylor - Kind of a questionable pick here.  Not a fan.
  • Yuccaneers - Noah Spence, OLB, Eastern Kentucky - Well, he DOES know how to party.
  • Giants - Sterling Shepard, WR, Land Thieves U. - Meh.
  • Bills - Reggie Ragland, LB, Alabammy - Nice player if it was still the 1980s.  It's hard to have a two-down LB in this day and age, but he's fantastic downhill.
  • Ravens - Kamalei Correa, LB, Boise State - Quick off the edge.  Project.  Feels like a stretch here.
  • BE-SFs - Austin Johnson, DT, A55hole State - Two down guy for the BE-SFs.  Another pick I approve of for the team because hate.
  • Raiduhs - Jihad Ward, DE, Illinois - Really intriguing player.  Nice upside.  Raiders are looking better every year.