- BE-SFs - Derrick Henry, RB, Alabammy - The goat molesters of Tennessee clearly think it's 1973. Well done.
- Lions - A'Shawn Robinson, DT, Alabammy - Well, damn.
- Aints - Michael Thomas, WR, Ohowihateohiostate - Pretty nice pick here. Not a burner but a solid, possession guy.
- Packers - Jason Spriggs, OT, Indiana - Damn fine pick here after the Pack moved up.
- Seahawks - Jarran Reed...aw, screw this.
- Texans - Nick Martin, C, Notre Dame - I'll overlook the fact he went to ND. Nice pick for us here. Really needed addressing.
- Jets - Christian Hackenburg, QB, A55hole State - Check, Ryan FitzTragic.
- Falcons - Deion Jones, LB, LSU - Dude is one fast LB.
- Redskins - Su'a Cravens, LB, USC - Very much a tweener. The next Deone Buchanon?
Alright, here comes the next thread. Signed, the Czech Bo Jackson. Dang, I still need seven more words. MDC sucks MDC sucks MDC sucks. Phew, made it!