It has come to our attention that the first three players the Texans have taken in the draft have something in common: they
were paid by played football for either Notre Dame or Ohio State.
With this being the case, I feel fairly confident predicting who the Texans will take with the rest of their draft picks.
4th Round (Pick #119): Sheldon Day - DT - Notre Dame
5th Round (Pick #159): Romeo Okwara - DE - Notre Dame
5th Round (Pick #166): Elijah Shumate - S - Notre Dame
I know what you're saying. "But UT, you genius, you, that mock draft will probably give MDC an aneurysm."
To which I say, probably. My guess is he did or said something to piss off Rick Smith to make this happen. Because it will happen It is foretold.
THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN!
Anyway, that's all I've got. Continue watching the draft and, I cannot emphasize this enough, DO NOT TIP DRAFT PICKS BEFORE THEY HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED ON THE TELEVISION BROADCAST. Doing so will result in a ban for the rest of the day.
Other than that, have fun!