Sooooooooo...you remember last year when, after he was cut by the Texans, news broke that Andre Johnson signed with the Colts, along with Frank Gore and a couple of other players to build the best team 2007 has ever seen?
Remember when he went there because he thought it was the best chance for him to win a Super Bowl?
Only to find himself unceremoniously released by those Colts after a disastrous campaign in Indiana?
Oh, how delightfully naive we were in those halcyon days.
It could be about to get so very much worse.
How? Because Andre Johnson, the GOAT, was spotted at...at...
I can't even bring myself to say it, so I'll let John McClain say it for me.
Andre Johnson spied at Titans facility today. He'd be a good fit 4 young WRs but no word on signing yet.— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) July 26, 2016
Former Texans and Colts WR Andre Johnson visited the Tennessee Titans today, as @McClain_on_NFL reported. Feel-out session for both sides.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 26, 2016
Sure, Andre isn't what he used to be and his potential contribution to the thermonuclear garbage fire that is the Tennessee
Titans Traitors will likely be negligible, but this is no time for rational thought!
Andre Johnson as a BE-SF? The very idea of it makes my head want to fall apart like a chocolate orange.
Granted, I didn't like the idea of Andre in Indy, but he was chasing a Super Bowl championship, so I at least understood that.
Going to the Flaming Thumbtacks, though? Is retirement really that horrifying an option that Andre Johnson is willing to subject himself to being a part of...of...whatever the hell they're trying to do in Tennessee?
I can't even. So I'll let you do it. Cast your vitriol in the comments section below.
I'll be in the shower.
UPDATE: It happened. It actually happened.