Your Houston Texans host their first game of the 2016 season tonight when the New Orleans Saints come marching in (forgive me...twas too easy). What are your plans for tonight’s game?
Will you be at NRG Stadium, seeing if the reports of improved food and wireless access are true?
Or are you staying home, fighting off a nervous breakdown every time an offensive lineman doesn’t get up immediately?
Or are you going to catch it a bar, so you have plenty of "solutions" around if the tackling tonight is as abysmal as it was last week?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game tonight, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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