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Hello, this is UprootedTexan. He can't come to the post right now but if you leave your name and comments, he'll ban you as soon as he comes back. Thanks. Beep.

Yep, he's definitely getting eaten by wolves.
Yep, he's definitely getting eaten by wolves.
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As you may or may not have surmised by the tone of the introduction, I am currently not here (well, as here as anyone on the internet can be here).

At the moment, I am en route to Glacier National Park in Montana, where I will be doing the following:

  • Checking out spectacular views of nature and stuff, including some massive Derrick Ward glaciers before they all melt.
  • Searching for my fortune by digging for sapphires in the mines of The Treasure State outside Glacier National Park.  With any luck, I'll be using my newly found sapphires to finance my ice cream empire.
  • Getting eaten by wolves, which may or may not interfere with starting my ice cream empire.

We should all be so lucky.

Anyway, this is getting almost long enough to where I can ask you to add your comments, assuming you're not watching football.  Remember that the site guidelines do apply, this message will charge you $5.99 for the first sentence and $.99 for each additional sentence.  This message will self-destruct after the second reading.

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