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As you may or may not have surmised by the tone of the introduction, I am currently not here (well, as here as anyone on the internet can be here).
At the moment, I am en route to Glacier National Park in Montana, where I will be doing the following:
- Checking out spectacular views of nature and stuff, including some massive
Derrick Wardglaciers before they all melt. - Searching for my fortune by digging for sapphires in the mines of The Treasure State outside Glacier National Park. With any luck, I'll be using my newly found sapphires to finance my ice cream empire.
- Getting eaten by wolves, which may or may not interfere with starting my ice cream empire.
We should all be so lucky.
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Beep.
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