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I'm going to kind of watch a college football game today. The beautiful school I went to is playing the University of Houston tonight. It's going to be a massacre. Thankfully I can drink a hundred beers in the parking lot, eat a gallon of potato salad, swim in the river, take a nap in the grass, and wake up to a 75-0 score instead of standing around and watching some archaic Greek torture. I mean, U of H is more like U of Lame. Bobcats are cooler than cougars. Cougars aren't even real. They are a vague catch-all for big cats. Draw a line in the sand. Make a stand. You can't claim every big cat. You guys are going down at 6 pm.
If you are actually watching college football today, below is the schedule. Remember all the usual rules apply. Enjoy doing whatever it is you do and have fun on your college football Saturday.
TIME | GAME | TV |
---|---|---|
11 am |
Maine vs. James Madison | Comcast SportsNet Plus |
11 am | Iowa State vs. San Jose State | MASN2 (in D.C. area) |
11 am | No. 23 Ole Miss vs. No. 12 Georgia | ESPN |
11 am | Rutgers vs. Iowa | ESPN2 |
11 am | Minnesota vs. Colorado State | ESPNU |
11 am | Purdue vs. Nevada | ESPNews |
11 am | No. 1 Alabama vs. Kent State | SEC Network |
11 am | South Florida vs. No. 13 Florida State | ABC |
11 am | No. 8 Michigan State vs. No. 11 Wisconsin | Big Ten Network |
11:30 | Virginia Tech vs. East Carolina | WDCA-20 (in D.C. area)/ACC Network (elsewhere) |
11:30 | Virginia vs. Central Michigan | Comcast SportsNet (in D.C. area) |
12 | Connecticut vs. Syracuse | CBS Sports Network |
2:30 | Richmond vs. Colgate | Comcast SportsNet Plus (in D.C. area) |
2:30 | West Virginia vs. BYU | ESPN2 |
2:30 | Cincinnati vs. Miami (Ohio) | ESPNews |
2:30 | North Carolina vs. Pittsburgh | ESPNU |
2:30 | Notre Dame vs. Duke | NBC |
2:30 | No. 14 Tennessee vs. No. 19 Florida | CBS |
2:30 | No. 4 Michigan vs. Penn State | ABC |
2:30 | Oregon State vs. Boise State | Fox Sports 1 |
2:30 | Indiana vs. Wake Forest | Big Ten Network |
3 |
Missouri vs. Delaware State | SEC Network |
3:30 | Western Kentucky vs. Vanderbilt | CBS Sports Network |
4:30 | Oregon vs. Colorado | Pac-12 Network |
5 |
Auburn vs. No. 18 LSU | ESPN |
6 |
William & Mary vs. Elon | Comcast SportsNet Plus (in D.C. area) |
6 |
Texas State vs. No. 6 Houston | ESPNU |
6:30 | Northwestern vs. No. 20 Nebraska | Big Ten Network |
6:30 | No. 16 Baylor vs. Oklahoma State | Fox |
6:30 | Kentucky vs. South Carolina | SEC Network |
7 |
UCLA vs. No. 7 Stanford | ABC |
7 |
Marshall vs. No. 3 Louisville | CBS Sports Network |
7 |
Memphis vs. Bowling Green | ESPNews |
8 |
No. 10 Texas A&M vs. No. 17 Arkansas | ESPN |
9 |
Arizona State vs. California | ESPN2 |
9:15 | Utah State vs. Air Force | ESPNU |
9:30 | Arizona vs. No. 9 Washington | Pac-12 Network |
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