Don’t worry, everyone. This week’s thread isn’t going to be a glorified love letter to the artistic prowess of memes, but rather something different and all the more infuriating.
I think it’s safe to say this past week has been pretty rough if you’re a Texans fan. There might be a bit of pent up anger or frustration, and that’s perfectly normal. I don’t know about you, but for me, yelling at things often helps. I know I felt better after yelling at my computer monitor on Thursday night to "STOP CALLING DRAW PLAYS!" There is something satisfying and cathartic about it. It’s like opening a release valve and letting go of the fact that 3rd and 8 when you’re 13 points down IS NOT THE KITTENING TIME TO CALL A RUN INSIDE THE TACKLES.
With that in mind, this week’s S.N.O.T. is dedicated to giving you all a place where you can smash your fist down on the CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND JUST LET IT FLY. LET THIS BE THE TIME FOR YOUR LOUD SHOUTING VOICE TO HAVE ITS DAY. WANT TO WRITE A 600 WORD ESSAY ON WHY GODSEY AND O’BRIEN’S OFFENSIVE SYSTEM IS ESSENTIALLY JUST A PICTURE OF SOMEONE SHRUGGING? GO AHEAD!
Let’s not limit this to simply Texans-related stuff, though. After all, this is S.N.O.T., so if you want digitally yell about something else, have at it.
You want to scream bloody murder over the fact that you lost a student travel card with over 200 euros worth of credit on it this week?
FIRE AT WILL.
How about the fact those young kids keep loitering on your lawn?
HIT THE CAPS LOCK, GRANDPA. GO NUTS.
What about those little wooden sticks at coffee houses that are given for you to stir your drink with but only manage to deposit small little bits of wood into your morning flat white?
YUP, YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THAT TOO.
Anything you can think of this last week, Texans-related or not, that has annoyed or pissed you off in any way, let it all out here. If you don’t have something to yell about, write about something else. Regardless, by all means enjoy your Saturday evening with BRB.
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WHILE THIS IS A VENT THREAD, IT IS STILL ON BRB AND THUS WILL BE BEHOLDEN TO THE USUAL COMMUNITY GUIDELINES. DON’T GO TOO KITTENING CRAZY WITH YOUR EVENING YELLING.
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