There hasn’t been a lot of joy this football season. A lot of the league’s biggest stars have gotten serious injuries, there’s a lot of unease in the football world, and the brightest spot of the Texans season was lost for the year midway through the season.
But in these dark times, maybe that which sucks could be what saves us. In these dark times, a zero will rise. That time is now.
Gather one, gather all, Texans fans, because this is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. [UNPERSON] is back on national television starting for the Denver Broncos and is expected to do offense-y things against the New England Patriots.
We may not have Deshaun to watch, but by Durga, we will have [UNPERSON] to watch and kick around, and that might almost be just as good.
Enjoy the utter dreck that is [UNPERSON] stink it up for some other team and remind yourself how glad you should be that your team did not sign him in free agency.
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