I’m dumb as hell. I’m going to watch this Texans game. I think? I don’t know. I really don’t want to, but I probably will. It’s just what I do. I don’t know. If I do watch, I’ll lay on the couch, eat some Thanksgiving leftovers after cleaning up a trashed house, and let my brain seep out of my noise like mummification.
What about you? How are you watching? Are you going to see Andre Johnson’s name placard etched into the NRG Stadium oval for all eternity? Will you sit outside and eat hot dogs? Or is there a local spot you are heading back to?
Also, why are you watching this game? Give me reasons. I need more reasons than mine, or being a good fan. Give me meaning in my life.
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.