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Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Ravens On Monday Night Football?

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I’ll be home for Texans-Ravens, my dear.

NFL: Arizona Cardinals at Houston Texans Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports

Come Monday, I’ll be back at work and sad as hell. Not because I don’t like work. I love my job. But don’t love it as much as I love the rocks, the sun, the birds, the Colorado River, my heart soaring out of my breast, and my consciousness seeping out of my skull.

I’ll be at the office on Monday morning. I’ll be a good boy. Come Monday night, I’ll sit inside my house, watch the Texans play the Ravens, and wish I was somewhere else.

What about you? How are you watching? Are you going to BODYMORE, MURDERLAND to take this one in on the road? Are you staying in your house, cozy and comfy? Are you going to have a Friday night on a Monday night and regret it the next day? Are you making nachos in the man cave like a real poker-playing alpha male?

Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.