Hey, NFL, next year let me select the primetime games. I knew the Dolphins were going to be terrible this year. I wouldn’t have picked Dolphins-Patriots for this week’s game. I would have probably gone Vikings-Panthers. You missed out. This is your fault. Tonight is going to be an awful Patriots-Dolphins game. I’m not watching and nobody should.
But if you must, if you just have to, here is an open thread to hang out in while the game goes on. Just remember, all the standard commenting rules apply.