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This weekend, I’m going out to Memphis to see Lucero. I’m going to take a bath at Hot Springs National Park, put an IV of barbecue sauce in my veins, stay up all night, smoke a carton of cigarettes, drink some whiskey while wearing my winter coat, and do whatever else the Mississippi River has in store.
So, no, thank you, it is possible to escape this football team. Maybe in death I will be able to as well. I’m not even going to listen to the Texans play the Jaguars on the radio.
What about you? What are you doing? Are you getting yourself some poolside seats in Jacksonville? Are you going holiday shopping or seeing The Last Jedi instead? Are you hanging out inside, away from this gray winter weather?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.