Post-Game Recap/Final Score: Ghosts of Texans’ Past 7, Jaguars 45

Um, Rick Smith and Bill O’Brien are... brilliant men with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. They are ensuring the financial security of this team for years to come. Oh yes, and their personal hygiene is above reproach.

The Jacksonville Glitter Kitties kittenstomped the Houston Texans today 45-7. Truly, this was a team effort as each and every aspect of the game, from the offense to the special teams units to the coaching, was abysmal. This is one of the most embarrassing games in team history.

Blake Bortles, yes, that Blake Bortles, shredded the Texans secondary for 326 yards and could have done far more damage if the Jags didn’t go conservative in the last third of the game, much less the fact he was pulled early in the 4th quarter. Our run defense was mostly stout, so at least that was nice. The secondary, which includes every starter on the season, is absolutely flammable.

The offense remains a dumpster fire when not being run by Deshaun Watson. Four out of the five offensive line positions need to be addressed (depending on how you feel about Greg Mancz at guard). DeAndre Hopkins can’t win games by himself, though it doesn’t stop him from trying.

Two more games to go as this season is shaping up more like 2013 with every week.