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Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Colts?

The real question is, are you even watching?

Indianapolis Colts v Houston Texans Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images

I will not be watching this game. I am going to be BAD fan and not fulfill my lifelong obligation to waste my life watching this football team play atrocious football. In a weird way I’ll miss it. Instead I’ll be backpacking at Big Bend Ranch State Park and hiding my hipster disgust as floppy hat horizontal striped wearing cretins scour the place, while trying to convince myself I’m not the same person. When the game starts I’ll be somewhere in West Texas. Probably reading, or writing, or walking, and trying to figure out what small cowboy town to drown myself in for New Year’s Eve.

What about you? What are you doing? Are you going somewhere with Sunday Ticket so you can actually watch your favorite team play? Will you be ignoring this team to see who will play football next week? Are you going to watch the Titans and hope they run their head into the wall, blow it, and miss the playoffs?

Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.