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Report: Tony Romo “Believes It’s Texans Or Retirement”

We watch the chimney at Tony Romo’s house, praying for a glimpse of white smoke.

NFL: Dallas Cowboys at Minnesota Vikings
One day, we’ll have resolution. One day.
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Look here, friends. I hope Tony Romo is the starting quarterback for our Houston Texans in 2017 (and I feel extremely dirty typing that, but that’s what QB THIRST has reduced me to). I also hope a day is coming, very soon, where I can stop posting entries where we dissect every morsel of conjecture about Romo’s future.

Alas, today is not that day.

In a related story, I’m told sources close to BRB believe it’s whiskey or more whiskey for this Texans fan tonight.