To all the ladies who have given birth to a child and then undertaken the monstrous task of attempting to raise said child into a productive member of society, you are special. Thank you for all that you do.
If you’re fortunate enough to still have your mother, make sure to let her know exactly how grateful you are that she put up with you. If you have the privilege of being around anyone who is or was a mother, please let her know how special she is today.
Finally, to tie this post back into the reason you’re presumably here—the Houston Texans—check this out:
Happy Mother’s Day.