:format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/55124871/usa_today_9781894.0.jpg)
The NFL’s subreddit is in the midst of their annual roasting of all NFL teams, and it was your Houston Texans’ turn yesterday. You can read the entire piece by clicking here, but allow me to share some of the more memorable burns.
J.J. Watt is that kid in school that took being the hall monitor way too seriously.
Before trading him to Cleveland, the Texans thought about doing the world a favor and sending Brock Osweiler to Syria, since he would undoubtedly overthrow Bashar al-Assad.
The only things that could be described as explosive on the Texans' offense are Derek Newton's kneecaps.
Cost per pound:
Lobster $10.99/Lb Brock Osweiler $306,382.98/Lb
Your franchise is so [EXPLETIVE] that your greatest player ever tried to play for every single one of your division rivals.
One more, from a Bengals fan:
I'd like to make a joke about the Texans, but frankly, I fear T.J. Yates showing up in our roast thread.
Was the 2017 edition better than the 2016 version?