Texans Will Wear Color Rush Uniforms On Thursday Night Football

In a move made to spice things up and definitely not to sell more merchandise for a cause that they will keep the majority of the profits from, the NFL has had teams wear color rush jerseys on Thursday Night Football the past few seasons. Tomorrow night, the Texans will get to wear all blue with red hulking numbers and some white striping.

Get a glimpse below of Kareem Jackson flexing with photoshop that makes him look like he just watched a spooky video and only has seven days left to live. He better drive out to rural Kentucky and find a video store while he’s out in Cincinnati this week.

This will be the first season we will seen these worn. Last year Houston had to wear all whites, the color of our favorite drink here at BRB, because it was too similar to New England’s when they faced off on Thursday Night Football. Tomorrow night, the Bengals will don that all-white number to look like big Siberian cats.

It’s going to be such a joy to see these uniforms on our HD televisions as both teams try to score 17 points.