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Thursday Night Football Live: Raiders v. 49ers

A game that looked fun in August is now an absolute horror.

San Francisco 49ers v Oakland Raiders

Last weekend I went to Las Vegas. I landed at 1:30 a.m. Sunday Night. I was back home at 2 a.m. I went to work at 6:30 a.m. I was up until 1 a.m. that night after playing some late night southside basketball. I went back to work at 6:30 a.m. At 1:30 p.m. my nose started to drip, I was cranky, I had a headache. From that point on my nose was a faucet, I wanted to drill into my third eye like that movie Pi, my mouth had a mucus membrane, my body was infantile and weak, and I was cold under the covers. Phlegm was spat out. Some of it was black like tar, and some of it was red like an embryo. 1-6 Oakland v. 1-7 San Francisco. The perfect metaphor.

Anyways, if you are a football nihilist and are going to sit back and watch this impossible to watch game this is your cyberspace hangout to kick your feet up at. Just remember the standard commenting rules apply.