Hi. Due to a scheduling conflict, there was a mixup on who was putting together the Monday Night thread for this week. The thread is now up and—
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Now that we’re here and dressed and stuff, we might as well watch this mediocre game between two teams we really couldn’t be less intere—
[We at the masthead apologize for the poor job of hyping up tonight’s Monday Night Football game. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.]
A moose once bit my sist—
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We look forward to seeing Eli Kitten and the Kittens face off against a woefully kittened team somewhere in the Kitten Area in a race for who will get the kitten pick in the 201kitten KittenFL kitten.
This is going to be one kitten of a game.
ENJOY THE KITTENS EVERYONE!!!11!!1!
Directed by Kitten Scorsese and Terry Jones.