Hello, how are you? Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah. That’s whatever you’re talking about for you.
Sorry, I can’t focus because in a few minutes the Texans will take the field for the first time this season.
Sure, it’s a preseason game where everything is made up, the penalties roam wild and free, and the points don’t matter, but it’s still more football than we’ve gotten in the last six or seven months.
You should tune in and watch the game, pay attention to all the subplots going on that have carried over from last season and this year’s training camp at (points nose upward) The Greenbriar, and work on who makes the 53-man roster based on tonight’s performance against the Chiefs. Enjoy the verbal nonsense that is Spencer Tillman and the other guy as they drive Texans fans insane with this year’s version of their classic word salads.
I say you should tune in because I will be unable to watch, partly because I’ll be out swimming, but mostly because it won’t be on in my area.
So please, do me a favor, do yourself a favor, and watch tonight’s preseason game. Watch it with someone you love. Watch it with someone you’re indifferent to. Watch with someone you hate. It makes no difference to me. And remember: real football is a month away.
Enjoy the game, y’all.
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