Well look at you, you’re still here watching the Texans play in their first preseason game of the year. I admire your gumption. Since you’re still here, would you mind getting me a soda? I know I’m not here, nor am I watching the game, but this is no time to quibble over details.
The second half is about to begin. More talkage should occur here.
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