The Houston Texans are going to play a football game tonight.
Wow. Pretty cool. We get four of these things before the regular season begins in a few weeks. Hopefully Deshaun Watson plays a little bit tonight, the tight ends do some cool things, and nobody gets hurt. I’ll be watching the game in the comfort of my own home while I try not to eat anything.
What about you? How are you watching? Are you going to sit in your car and listen to it on the radio in a Dairy Queen parking lot? Are you going to sit on a stool, making lewd comments and drinking Lone Star tall boys? Or are you going to skip it entirely because it’s the preseason and while nothing really matters, this especially doesn’t?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you’re still trying to figure out what you’re going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you’ve got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.