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Houston Texans Podcast: Texans-Jaguars Preview

Week Nine. Texans-Jaguars. Bears-Eagles. Vikings-Chiefs. Patriots-Ravens.

Jacksonville Jaguars v Houston Texans Photo by Tim Warner/Getty Images

The fridge is stacked with Code Red Mountain Dew. The PC is whirling, coughing up second hand cigarette smoke and crunching the numbers to emit Diablo. Shape shifting, summoning wolves and bears, casting natural disasters, and The Druid is back. Indio, Las Cruces, El Paso...Rage Against The Machine is coming back around again. Rub the obelisk. Rally around the family. It’s 2001 again.

It’s Week Nine in the NFL. In this episode, we head across the sea to imagine this used-up version of the 2019 Houston Texans, the one with all the injuries, wide open deep pass incompletions, pocket feel, routes rubbed together, settling for 43 yard field goals. We also talk about the 2019 Chicago’ Bears offense, a Super Bowl IV rematch, and the Patriots finally playing someone.

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