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S.N.O.T. (5-18-2019)

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Take off your pants and jacket it’s SNOT time.

Restaurant Chains Applebee’s And IHOP To Close Over 100 Stores Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images

Hey look! It’s Saturday. It’s raining. I’m dying all over again. It just never ends, does it? I’m sick of it. But this is no time to be lugubrious. There’s too many sunflowers on the side of the road. The cacti are finally in bloom.

For one of the last May weeks we have I’ll be in College Station and New Orleans because I’m a business,,,man. I need your help. College Station is a monoculture coagulated by constipating chain restaurants. Please. I beg you. Give me some places to eat at in College Station. My insides are writhing and sealed with concrete. The rest of the time I’ll be running and then locked in a hotel room coming up with content, and reading Finnegan’s Wake out loud—herkyjerky chicchick ebmoroyo—a page at a time.

Anyways, that’s all I got. This is your place to discuss whatever it is you want. Why you think the Texans are going to be good this year, if you would trade for Le’Veon Bell, if the Bucks can play with the Warriors, and why FOXING is the best Indie/Alternative/Emo LIVE band around?