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Texans Training camp opens this week. Diehard Chris and I preview it before we all go camping.

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I have a couple integral camping tips and tricks for you. Always check your map when you reach a trail intersection. When hiking as a group, always wait for the rest of your party at a trail intersection no matter how slow they maybe going. Make sure to leave your trash out in bear country. The wretched stink will drive the animals away. Never bring a stove. It’s a waste of space. The only thing you need to eat are nuts: cashews, almonds, macadamians, pine, brazil, and of course walnuts. Fats, protein, calories, what more can you need.

Houston Texans training camp begins this Thursday. I’m going camping in Wyoming on Friday. To get you ready for this tremendous occasion, Diehard Chris and I will be previewing the Texans’ training camp and preseason, and additionally, we will talk summer movies and film recommendations with our resident cinephile. Topics include: the Texans’ offensive line combinations, position battles, Brennan Scarlett’s Pro Football Focus Rating, season excitement, and Midsommar feelings.

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