The Houston Texans flirted with signing Marquette King earlier this offseason. I’ve cooled off since then. That being said, Trevor Daniel was great last year. The Texans don’t need a punter competition. They are set at punter.
Yet here we are. Phew. I’ll stop. I said I won’t get mad. I’m taking a bath in a Yeti mug and watching my breath heave in and out.
The Houston #Texans have signed free agent P Bryan Anger and waived ILB Drew Lewis.— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 23, 2019
Anger will wear No. 9. pic.twitter.com/eVC2Fb0jVs
To make room for Bryan Anger, Houston released inside linebacker Drew Lewis. This move is also the first move Houston’s Article of Confederation has made. It’s a monumental moment in franchise history. Unbelievable.
Here’s another tweet from the Texans’ PR department, doing what they do best to give you some Anger propaganda.
New #Texans P Bryan Anger has averaged at least 45 yards per punt in six of his seven NFL seasons. #TexansTidbits pic.twitter.com/xnzOhbTLFr— Texans PR (@TexansPR) July 23, 2019
Anger will forever be known as the guy drafted ahead of Russell Wilson. Now he’s a Texan. Hopefully Daniel keeps kicking the hell out of the ball and keeps his job.
There. That’s better.