Houston Texans Podcast: Jake Luton’s Futon (Texans v. Jaguars Review)

The Houston Texans can’t do many things, but dammit, they can beat the Jacksonville Jaguars. No matter how surreal life can be, how untethered reality currently is, at least there is always the Houston Texans beating the Jacksonville Jaguars to keep us grounded instead of floating up to the firmament.

On this episode of Battle Red Radio, Matt Weston and Carlos Flores hop in the litter box and discuss another Houston win over Jacksonville. Topics include the corpse hidden in the cushions of Jake Luton’s sofa, Deshaun Watson—that’s it—that’s the only thing that matters, Myles Jack obliteration, Duke Johnson getting the workload, this week in defensive self-mutilation hosted by Anthony Weaver, how the kids performed on the defensive side of the ball, J.J. Watt’s 100th sack, and, of course, your beautiful listener questions.

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