Houston Texans Podcast: Masochist Support Group

The Houston Texans are a lot of things: a football team, a business, a collection of individuals, tough, smart, dependable...most of all, they are stupid, and every once in a while this cauldron of stupidity boils over and the universe unleashes the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen, something so stupid that it somehow topples the previous stupid thing. Last week, it was Nick Martin’s skipping snap at the Colts’ two yard line on what would have been a glorious, potentially game-winning touchdown drive. There’s no way it can get any stupider than this. But if there’s a will, there’s a way, and this franchise always finds a way.

On this episode of Battle Red Radio, Matt Weston and BFD review Houston’s latest loss to the Indianapolis Colts. Topics include whether Nick Martin dreams of a flying Sage Rosenfels (?), Deshaun Watson’s middle of the field throws, the CHAD Hansen game, Kahale Warring’s almost touchdown catch, Houston’s pass protection problems, the years of child support T.Y. Hilton owes Houston, Chaz Green’s banana stand, and, of course, your beautiful and perfect listener questions.

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