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Yesterday, I wrote a Texans’ season review. Click the link. Sit down and read something. Your brains are leaking out of your ears. Get it together loyal reader.
Done? Good. Great. I hope you are red and hot and ready, gargling anger, shaking over the atrocities my words committed, because you are special, and I am very dumb, and you think the Texans best play design was the pass option, and not the fake screen vertical.
Vote below. I’ll post the results tomorrow.
Poll
Charley Casserly Rick Smith Brian Gaine Bill O’Brien Worst Offseason Decision:
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23%
The Jadeveon Clowney Trade
(106 votes) -
3%
Not Signing An Interior Rusher
(18 votes) -
0%
The Laremy Tunsil Trade
(4 votes) -
18%
The Matt Kalil Signing
(85 votes) -
52%
Letting Tyrann Mathieu Walk
(239 votes)
Poll
Deshaun Watson Play Of The Year:
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69%
Eye Gouge Touchdown
(293 votes) -
8%
Deep Heave To Kenny Stills
(35 votes) -
17%
Mystical Dumpoff To Duke Johnson
(74 votes) -
4%
Own Endzone Completion To Will Fuller
(18 votes)
Poll
Play Of The Year:
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48%
J.J. Watt’s Wildcard Round Sack v. Cody Ford
(204 votes) -
10%
Bradley Roby’s Interception Against New England
(46 votes) -
19%
Justin Reid’s Goal Line Forced Fumble v. Tennessee
(83 votes) -
21%
Justin Reid’s Two Point Conversion Stop v. Jacksonville
(89 votes)
Poll
One Hit Wonder:
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39%
Carlos Hyde
(164 votes) -
25%
Darren Fells
(105 votes) -
20%
Barkevious Mingo
(85 votes) -
15%
Angelo Blackson (Special Teams Player Of The Month)
(64 votes)
Poll
Hipster Jersey Of The Year:
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59%
Gillaspia #44
(221 votes) -
15%
BIG PLAY #52
(56 votes) -
4%
Martin #54
(16 votes) -
20%
Tunsil #78
(76 votes)
Poll
Play Call Of The Year:
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67%
Fake Screen Touchdown v. Kansas City
(288 votes) -
13%
Yankee Concept (Deep Crosser) Touchdown v. Atlanta
(57 votes) -
5%
The Pass Option v. Kansas City
(23 votes) -
13%
The Fake Punt v. Kansas City
(58 votes)
Poll
Bill O’Brien’s Worst Decision:
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73%
The Fake Punt v. Kansas City
(303 votes) -
14%
The 4th & 1 Field Goal v. Kansas City
(59 votes) -
3%
Yelling At The Fan In The Tunnel
(15 votes) -
8%
Not Hiring A General Manager
(36 votes)
Poll
Petey Faggin’s Memorial Most Hated Player:
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0%
Carlos Hyde
(4 votes) -
17%
Bill O’Brien
(79 votes) -
66%
Chris Clark
(291 votes) -
15%
Aaron Colvin
(66 votes)
Poll
Life Lesson:
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17%
Laremy Tunsil Gives Up
(66 votes) -
30%
Laremy Tunsil Penalties
(111 votes) -
29%
Bill O’Brien Challenges
(108 votes) -
22%
ESTABLISH THE RUN
(82 votes)
Poll
Battlefighter Of The Year:
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28%
J.J. Watt
(111 votes) -
45%
Justin Reid
(180 votes) -
12%
Tytus Howard
(48 votes) -
14%
Deshaun Watson
(57 votes)
Poll
Game Of The Year:
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49%
Houston v. New England (2019)
(197 votes) -
37%
Houston v. Buffalo (Wildcard Round)
(147 votes) -
11%
Houston v. Kansas City (Week Five)
(44 votes) -
2%
Houston v. Kansas City (Divisional Round)
(8 votes)
Poll
We’ve Been Waiting For You (Best Veteran Acquisition)
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86%
Laremy Tunsil
(356 votes) -
2%
Tashaun Gipson
(12 votes) -
9%
Bradley Roby
(40 votes) -
0%
Gareon Conley
(3 votes)
Poll
Rookie Of The Year:
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17%
Max Scharping
(73 votes) -
76%
Tytus Howard
(313 votes) -
1%
Lonnie Johnson Jr.
(7 votes) -
4%
Charles Omenihu
(17 votes)
Poll
Offensive Player Of The Year:
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8%
DeAndre Hopkins
(33 votes) -
26%
Laremy Tunsil
(104 votes) -
64%
Deshaun Watson
(254 votes) -
0%
Carlos Hyde
(3 votes)
Poll
Defensive Player Of The Year:
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43%
Justin Reid
(170 votes) -
20%
D.J. Reader
(79 votes) -
16%
Zach Cunningham
(66 votes) -
20%
J.J. Watt
(80 votes)
Poll
MVP:
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77%
Deshaun Watson
(303 votes) -
1%
Justin Reid
(4 votes) -
11%
J.J. Watt
(46 votes) -
10%
Laremy Tunsil
(40 votes)