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Yesterday, I wrote a Texans’ season review. Click the link. Sit down and read something. Your brains are leaking out of your ears. Get it together loyal reader.
Done? Good. Great. I hope you are red and hot and ready, gargling anger, shaking over the atrocities my words committed, because you are special, and I am very dumb, and you think the Texans best play design was the pass option, and not the fake screen vertical.
Vote below. I’ll post the results tomorrow.
Poll
Charley Casserly Rick Smith Brian Gaine Bill O’Brien Worst Offseason Decision:
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23%
The Jadeveon Clowney Trade
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3%
Not Signing An Interior Rusher
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0%
The Laremy Tunsil Trade
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18%
The Matt Kalil Signing
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52%
Letting Tyrann Mathieu Walk
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Deshaun Watson Play Of The Year:
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69%
Eye Gouge Touchdown
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8%
Deep Heave To Kenny Stills
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17%
Mystical Dumpoff To Duke Johnson
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4%
Own Endzone Completion To Will Fuller
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Play Of The Year:
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48%
J.J. Watt’s Wildcard Round Sack v. Cody Ford
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10%
Bradley Roby’s Interception Against New England
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19%
Justin Reid’s Goal Line Forced Fumble v. Tennessee
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21%
Justin Reid’s Two Point Conversion Stop v. Jacksonville
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One Hit Wonder:
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39%
Carlos Hyde
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25%
Darren Fells
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20%
Barkevious Mingo
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15%
Angelo Blackson (Special Teams Player Of The Month)
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Hipster Jersey Of The Year:
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59%
Gillaspia #44
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15%
BIG PLAY #52
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4%
Martin #54
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20%
Tunsil #78
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Play Call Of The Year:
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67%
Fake Screen Touchdown v. Kansas City
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13%
Yankee Concept (Deep Crosser) Touchdown v. Atlanta
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5%
The Pass Option v. Kansas City
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13%
The Fake Punt v. Kansas City
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Bill O’Brien’s Worst Decision:
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73%
The Fake Punt v. Kansas City
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14%
The 4th & 1 Field Goal v. Kansas City
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3%
Yelling At The Fan In The Tunnel
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8%
Not Hiring A General Manager
Poll
Petey Faggin’s Memorial Most Hated Player:
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0%
Carlos Hyde
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17%
Bill O’Brien
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66%
Chris Clark
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15%
Aaron Colvin
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Life Lesson:
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17%
Laremy Tunsil Gives Up
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30%
Laremy Tunsil Penalties
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29%
Bill O’Brien Challenges
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22%
ESTABLISH THE RUN
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Battlefighter Of The Year:
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28%
J.J. Watt
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45%
Justin Reid
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12%
Tytus Howard
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14%
Deshaun Watson
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Game Of The Year:
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49%
Houston v. New England (2019)
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37%
Houston v. Buffalo (Wildcard Round)
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11%
Houston v. Kansas City (Week Five)
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2%
Houston v. Kansas City (Divisional Round)
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We’ve Been Waiting For You (Best Veteran Acquisition)
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86%
Laremy Tunsil
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2%
Tashaun Gipson
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9%
Bradley Roby
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0%
Gareon Conley
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Rookie Of The Year:
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17%
Max Scharping
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76%
Tytus Howard
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1%
Lonnie Johnson Jr.
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4%
Charles Omenihu
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Offensive Player Of The Year:
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8%
DeAndre Hopkins
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26%
Laremy Tunsil
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64%
Deshaun Watson
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0%
Carlos Hyde
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Defensive Player Of The Year:
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43%
Justin Reid
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20%
D.J. Reader
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16%
Zach Cunningham
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20%
J.J. Watt
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MVP:
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77%
Deshaun Watson
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1%
Justin Reid
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11%
J.J. Watt
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10%
Laremy Tunsil