Texans v. Dolphins Inactives

It’s a battle between two 1-7 teams, stringed together by the Laremy Tunsil trade. One team with high expectations. The other, stagnated by their commitment to culture. A genuine great game between two teams bewildered by the 2021 season, and the Texans being the one with their draft pick.

Here’s who won’t be playing for the Texans.

It’s Tyrod Taylor season, again, God may have rested on the seventh day, but TYGOD is here to weather the storm in Miami. Jeff Driskey is my favorite Texans quarterback of all-time.

Tu’a Tagovailoa is out today, taking away some of the joy and beauty of today’s game. It’s Jacoby Brissett time, who beat Houston once before on a short Thursday night game against NAME REDACTED, who also started for Miami, pushing us further down this rabbit hole. The blind side has moved from the left to the right. It will be interesting to see if the Dolphins change their offensive line as a result.

Kickoff is at 12 p.m. We will see you then.