Look, I’m going to level with y’all. It’s 12:53 a.m. PT as I write this, fresh off the Houston Astros getting to their fourth World Series in six years. I’m in Las Vegas, I’m not 100% sober but I’m sober enough to write this and I have to get up early tomorrow to hop a plane back to reality (or Seattle, at least) so this week’s opening odds post is going to be short and to the point.
I will also try to avoid any mention of the New York Yankees who are just the softest bunch of candy-[kittens] in baseball and deserve to be mocked and humiliated for being swept by a vastly superior team.
Speaking of hate, the Tennessee
Titans Baby-Eating Sister [Kitten]ers are coming to town next week to play our Houston Texans, so that means we’ll need to hose down NRG Stadium immediately afterward with high-grade disinfectant. And sure enough, we have odds on that game. DraftKings Sportsbook has the Texans as 2-point underdogs to the Texans.
Here you go.
Well odds my bodkins, the Texans are the underdog again. Go figure. The line moving even further away is not a good sign for the Texans. But they’ll just have to do the best they can, whatever that is.
Favored: That Team Out East (-4)
Underdog: Houston Texans (+4)
Moneyline: That Team Out East (-180)
Moneyline: Houston Texans (+155)
Kickoff is Sunday, Oct. 30, 2022 at 12:05 p.m. CT.