::lifts up oversized straw hat while sitting in a hammock::
Oh. Hiya! How’s things with you? That’s just dandy. Oh, me? I’m just sitting back and having a little holiday to celebrate the Houston Texans getting their first win of the season. And let me tell you it is downright balmy. Just look at this drink. It’s all melty.
Anyway, I’m going to be out of the office for a short little while and work on my tan while the Texans are on their bye. I know it’s short notice but I need the self-care right—I don’t want to do this now.
Because they’re on their bye and I didn’t want to leave y’all in the lurch, I thought I’d send y’all some opening odds for the other teams in our division.
Coincidently, our avowed enemies the Tennessee
Titans are on their bye week as well. Typical. Isn’t there anything they can do that isn’t just copying Houston? And since when have they worked that they needed a vacation? Anyway, they’re off, too.
Double coincidently, the other two teams in the division happen to be facing each other. Fine. Whatever. I didn’t want to put up more than one game anyway. Too much effort. It’s like they think I can’t handle more than one game’s opening odds, well I can!
It’s fine. I’m fine.
Anyhoozlebees, here are the DraftKings Sportsbook opening odds for the rest of the AFC South, all one game of it, the ::looks again:: Indianapolis Colts and Jacksonville Jaguars?! Awwwwww, man we just dealt with both of them. Undefeated in the AFC South babeeeeee!
Not much difference between Sunday and Wednesday. After seeing both these teams play, that sound just about right.
Kickoff is Sunday, Oct. 16 at noon CT.