Countdown to Kickoff: NFL Sunday Slate Picks

Good morning guys, gals, and non-binary pals, and welcome to Week 9 of the NFL season. When last we left it, we saw the Houston Texans lose on Battle Red Night to the Philadelphia Eagles to the tune of 29-17, allowing the Texans to beat the spread.

Oh, and your HOUSTON ASTROS WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST NIGHT!!!!

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Anyway, this is your countdown to kickoff for Sunday’s non-Texans games. For all the odds, check out our friends at DraftKings Sportsbook.

And if you still have a few minutes to get your wagers out, here are my picks which you should absolutely not make as I do not know what I’m doing.