Week 13 Countdown to Kickoff: Cleveland Browns at Houston Texans

Good morning all you guys and gals and non-binary pals, and welcome to Week 13 of the NFL.

We’re getting closer to the tail end of this ski jump that is the 2021-22 Houston Texans season, and now we get to face an old face in a new uniform. Unfortunately I can’t remember his name so I won’t bother to try, but I do remember that he is an alleg—

[WE INTERRUPT THIS POORLY THOUGHT-OUT AND POTENTIALLY ACTIONABLE SCREED IN FAVOR OF A GIF OF A RABBIT EATING SOME RASPBERRIES.]

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