Super Bowl LVII Open Thread: Philadelphia Eagles vs. Kansas City Chiefs

Okay, we made it through another season, so let us feast, one and all, on all kinds of processed foods and swoon to meat comas midway through the 30th beer commercial in the second quarter.

But that’s neither here nor there. What IS here is your thread for watching the Super Bowl only on BRB.

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Enjoy the games, y’all.